No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
kinda confused as to why my bro is back home. he’s clearly not stable enough to be here and we can’t look after him properly.
waking up at 7:30 to my brother screaming cos he (intentionally?) smashed a cup over his head
That’s the spirit!
trying to talk two of my closest friends out of hurting themselves and giving up on life.
my brother is in a mental hospital.
I’m failing college.
my mum’s in one of her depressive moods and is talking about suicide.
Lucy’s blaming my parents for my brother being mentally ill.
My dad’s in jail and actually doesn’t want to come out.
we’re poor as fuck.
I’m tired. I am sooo fucking tired.
going to bed.
gonna explode if I have to be awake any longer,
tw: nervous breakdown, hospitalization